From b713fe3b776b45910a32703b8d0bf61a66489c6b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Cameron Otsuka Date: Wed, 16 Sep 2026 09:49:04 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] add hope review --- content/reviews/hope.mdx | 16 ++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 16 insertions(+) create mode 100644 content/reviews/hope.mdx diff --git a/content/reviews/hope.mdx b/content/reviews/hope.mdx new file mode 100644 index 0000000..67fee2d --- /dev/null +++ b/content/reviews/hope.mdx @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +type: movie +title: Hope +date: 2026-09-15 +modified: 2026-09-16 +rating: 2 +posse: + Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/cotsuka/film/hope-2026/ +--- + +import generateStarRating from '@utils/generateStarRating'; + +- if the director knew he was satirizing traditional disaster movies, cinematic universes, plot armor characters, and the ever-creeping-longer movie runtimes, this would be {generateStarRating(5)} +- the cgi is bad, character design didn't make sense, and there's a serious misunderstanding of scale/speed between the cgi and real characters. +- he really tried to cram alien and prometheus into a single movie, but lost the metaphors they represent along the way +- the extra long poop joke saves this from a {generateStarRating(1)} -- 2.56.0