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+---
+type: movie
+title: Hope
+date: 2026-09-15
+modified: 2026-09-16
+rating: 2
+posse:
+  Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/cotsuka/film/hope-2026/
+---
+
+import generateStarRating from '@utils/generateStarRating';
+
+- if the director knew he was satirizing traditional disaster movies, cinematic universes, plot armor characters, and the ever-creeping-longer movie runtimes, this would be {generateStarRating(5)}
+- the cgi is bad, character design didn't make sense, and there's a serious misunderstanding of scale/speed between the cgi and real characters.
+- he really tried to cram alien and prometheus into a single movie, but lost the metaphors they represent along the way
+- the extra long poop joke saves this from a {generateStarRating(1)}